A machine that was a lot like a human. Not hard for me to think about that one! My last car. In some ways it was like me: not in the best of health but not ready to go kaput yet. Every time I got into it, it wanted to take me to the mall or Krispy Kreme. Like me, it meant well but its logic was absolute crap. It needed a lot of ‘repair,’ but yet it kept going. It was full of hot air (and I mean that literally, the air conditioning wouldn’t work for awhile). It did better in winter than it did in summer. But its ‘health problems’ got the better of it and in the early fall of 2012 it was on the verge of ‘throwing a rod’ which is akin to a death sentence for a car. We had some good times, me and my little red 4-door. I miss it.
Hell, I miss having ANY car at all, period!
And now my three positives for today:
1.) Didnt have to go out in the heat. That is ALWAYS a positive!
2.) Had a damn good bowel movement. Hey, don’t laugh. You know as well as I do that van give you a new lease on life. Too bad cars cant have ‘em.
3.) Plucked even MORE shedding tufties off Boo Bunny. Oh my Lord he looks so small now! Proof positive that bunnies are mostly fur! He looks anorexic now! But you’ve heard me say it before, better off the bun than in the bun’s tummy! I had accused the little imp of having gained weight. Oh Booey I’m so sorry! You were 50 percent fluff all along! :0